Wednesday 21 September 2016

Il Capo Airdrie





The Mary doesn’t know this yet but for the next few weeks we will be supporting the Scottish Italian Awards.  The Mary is as Scottish as the next Hamish but anyone who knows her will tell you that shess a fierce critic of the Focaccia

Her highest praise so far has gone to Amore up the toon.  I would love to add the link but every time I put Amore into the search engine this American wummin starts talking about pheromones  and how to have good sex!  I have no interest in this whatsoever but the tenth time I visited the site I found out that they have a special offer for people over 50 so.....!

I'm thinking,  maybe The Mary is after more than a bit of carefully, kneaded bread.  I seriously think I might have to check she’s all right and I’m enough for her on a Monday. 




Tonight we have come to see what Il Capo in Airdrie has to offer! 

It might take more than the ‘exquisite cooking' to 'make this a memorable’ evening for me and The Mary.  Il Capo have promised an ‘intimate atmosphere’ with ‘personal and attentive service and great company.  Well, all I can say is, with the mood The Mary’s in, that’s exactly what we’re looking for to make this ‘an unforgettable experience’. 

On arrival we are immediately taken with the cosy atmosphere and feel of the place but then…the worst thing happened!  Had there been a sound effect to accompany this moment it would have been the shower scene in Psycho !  They sit us at the ‘pop up’ table and I have my back to a drafty door with the bar on my left.  

Anyone who knows me will testify that even staying for the starter was nothing short of a miracle but, The Mary, appearing to have been sparkled with rosemary, scented, Tally dust was in such a good mood that I didn’t want to spoil it by complaining.  

Martin was very charming and remembered me from about 15 years ago.  The fact that he didn’t remember me from two weeks ago did seemed a bit strange though and made me feel like someone with a Dissociative Identity Disorder Development You know?  (The initials in that made me giggle because they spell DIDDY…!) 

Anyway, back to the food…

The Mary said the focaccia gave her a sense being near the sea in Benidorm with a faint taste of sea salt on her lips which she started to lick in a very sensual way; I was getting scared.  She then described the light texture of the dough as being soft and light; almost like a flurry of snow falling on Carntyne square that has crisped overnight and when you touch it has a slight, sparkling effervescence that made her want to shove it all in her mouth at the one time.  

I suggested she wait till the carbonara came and maybe she could just sniff the focaccia in the meantime.  The  Mary took this on board and lifted the blissful bread-like goddess to her nose and breathed in the fragrant bouquet while waiting for her plate of pasta.  Martin seemed perturbed by this and stayed away from the table for a while.

I know kitchen prep is central to the organisation of the kitchen and the "miss en place" has to be very specific but make your mind up.  Either the early, set menu is finished or not.  I was confused about what I could and couldn't have!  The set menu was finished but I could eat something from it and pay the A La Carte price...even though the dish was not on that menu!  Confused but thank you and the spicy chicken was delicious.  

Mary would not shut about the mussels and how freshly fabulous they were.  The best mussels she had ever had in her whole life, the best focaccia and by far the most amazing carbonara she has ever tasted in her entirety!

So,  in The Mary's opinion, if Il Capo does not walk away with best newcomer in the The Scottish Italian Awards she promises to wrap herself in focaccia and stand in front of Amore selling pheromones for the month of December!

Mx







Tuesday 13 September 2016

The Grill on the Corner



So, tonight The Mary is in an assertive mood and we have gone for the ‘no nonsense’ approach to food.  She’s no up for my imagination and fairy boloney the night!  
She’s had enough… 
full stop…! 

It's a shame that because I had a great story about me standing on a corner in Shipbank Lane and getting arrested by the police in 1989!

On the other hand, The Mary was ever so proud of me the night because I got to The Grill on the Corner on the first go, well not actually the very first, we've been 9 times before but this was the first time I didn't need my sat-nav or any other navigational device.  It was a proud moment for both of us.  

Life changing actually!  

The Grill on the Corner is a very, comfortable favourite of ours and The Mary fancied an auld piece of meat the night and seemingly the ones here are ‘28 days’ old and, considering the glamour and youth working in The Grill, the tender beef might have been older than some of the staff!  

do prefer older meat myself but you can’t have everything can you, so I settled for something else?  'Spring Chicken Fajitas'! 

Andrew, our server, was about 14 and delightfully smiley.  I already knew what I wanted and ordered my faithful Fajitas to go with my very hot and fiery mood, which is just as well because I could hardly read the menu; the print is very small and faint.  The Mary said it was because I forgot my specs and was wearing sunglasses but, as I said, she's having none of my nonsense the night and was getting cheekier with every sip of her Pepsi Cola. 

Distracted by the twinkle of the Chandeliers I started to ignore The Mary's aggressive
demeanour Suddenly I noticed that the very decorative pendulums lit up the mirrors on the wall;  The Mary said she though she saw a Marble statuette standing stately in the hall I had a wee look on the way to the toilet and didnae see that!  Pepsi makes her hallucinate you see but she's too scared to come off it because of the unpleasant physical reaction that accompanies the process of ceasing to take and addictive drug.  Bit like listening to Charlie Pride actually! 

On the way to the toilet I heard the most wonderful sound of the saxophone; my absolute favourite, sexy instrument. As I followed the sensual sound I found myself in the loveliest space with dark, wood panels that opened into individual dancing cubicles which were perfect for a wee private shoogle.  It was wondrous but The Mary spoiled it when I told her about it and said I was 'aff my heid'  and shouldn't be allowed to go to the 'lavvy' on my own.   

She said I'd been away for ages! 

The food was amazing and as my wee Fajitas sizzled I felt all tingly and warm inside. The Mary didn't give me any more dirty looks because she was right busy getting tore into her juicy, meaty feast. 

So, tonight, The Mary and I went for an old school classic and I have to say, I feel both shaken, and stirred.  It's just such shame the wee club downstairs closes at the same time as the restaurant because I could fair go another, wee dance 

So, thank you for a great evening and I hope your Chandeliers never loose their sparkle! 

Although Nicole Nugent in the accompanying picture shines the brightest in that place,

By the way...
What clubs are open on a Monday? 


Mx