Wednesday 28 February 2018

Little Italy in The Gorbals!

When people ask me where I came from I never really know how to answer. I was dragged up between the Gorbals, Bridgeton and Hamilton with a wee bit of Easterhouse, Castlmilk and Blackhill thrown in. However, I spent my early 1-7 and later teenage years in the Gorbals and that’s where I say I come from; keeps it simple. If I decided to tell the truth I’d be as well writing this book about a Gorbal’s Girl.

Oh I did!

I loved the Old Gorbals; the camaraderie, friendships and memories developed there have lasted my lifetime. Don’t get me wrong, it could be tough and I still know how to hold my own in a fight, whether it be physical or verbal. People often make the mistake of underestimating me and it’s a mistake, HUGE. I learned very quickly to ‘read’ a room and would bolt at signs of trouble or surprise my opponent with a swift hit with a right hook.  My dad was a boxer for a while and trained us well. “Surprise”, he said, “is your weapon of mass protection”.

Strike while they’re pondering!

Tonight I’m back in my old stomping ground to visit Bruschetta and who’d a thought there’d be a successful deli on Ballater Street, where I used to go searching for my mum in some ‘shebeen’ or The ‘Mungo’ Pub?
The Mary says Bruschetta is basically fancy, fried bread but grilled to make it swanky and I think she’s right. We used to fry bread, in left over lard, when there was nothing else to eat. It would be done in the ‘dripping’ which had oozed out of the sausages we might have had for dinner the night, or ever the week before. As my teeth sunk into the soaking bread memories of the previous, great fry up came gushing back.

By all appearances it may look like a piece of garnished bread but Bruschetta has a history which spans through the centuries and is a traditional Tuscan ‘dish’. I suppose it’s, sort of, like the ‘open sandwich’ we used to get in Pier 39 sitting on the Clyde side, feeling all European.

Now it’s so much more than a bit of bread, bruschetta could now replace a main course when it’s embellished beyond recognition. It’s no longer the original, salt-less dough dressed with salt and a drizzle of oil!

Let’s see if my previous brushes with the law in The Gorbals can be replaced with a more acceptable “brusca” by a pizzaiolo?
 
Bruschetta on Ballater Street is lovely and from the outside looks inviting and cosy. Angelo welcomed us and let me choose my seat. Did he already know I can’t sit with my back to the room or the door and the exit needs to be visible at all times? Old habits die hard for this lassie.

He gave us plenty of time to consider the menu and knew instinctively when we were ready to order. We ordered Foccaccia, Spaghetti Pomodoro and the meatballs.
The Focaccia was crisp and perfectly seasoned. Pasta was cooked al dente and the sauce, The Mary says, tasted like the one I make so we knew it was good because I learned from the best in Italy. The meatballs were something else. They were the most tender, juicy, full and delicious balls I have ever had the pleasure of wrapping my chops around and that’s saying something.

Although chopped meat is not really my thing, I have savoured the most mouth-watering balls of meat Italy has to offer!

As the sauce dripped down my chin and the creamy cheese stuck to my fork The Mary burst my bubble, spoiling my aftertaste by stating;
“You’re a pure Manky eater, look at the state of you? You look as if you need a bib.”
Apart from the company everything was perfect and this wee gem is sure to be a success. Luck will not be needed as Angelo and Colin seem to have everything just as it should be in the heart of a community which will welcome and cherish everything they have to offer.
The last street I lived in was Crown Street and if I had to choose jewels for a coronation it would be in the colours of the Italian flag, Emerald, Diamond and Ruby. Then I would award it as a trophy to Angelo and his staff for doing Italy, Glasgow and The Gorbals Proud!
Buona Fortuna!

Ci Vediamo.
Me and The Mary!


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Friday 9 February 2018

A Celebration of Humanity!

A Celebration of Humanity!

Last night I witnessed some of the country’s most talented artist coming together in a historical venue in what was one of the best nights out of my life.  It was emotional and purposeful in equal measures.

Frances’s Thorburn’s aim was to raise funds for Moe Abutuq who is undergoing stem cell treatment for MS.
The outcome was Magical, extraordinary, remarkable exceptional, outstanding, incredible, phenomenal, unbelievable, amazing, astonishing, astounding, stunning, staggering, magnificent and fruitful!

This event brought together an eclectic group of human beings from all walks of life.  Some were fans of River City, others supporters, friends and colleagues of both Frances and Moe.  Family, friends, artists, musicians, technicians and, like myself, desirous lovers of Glasgow, were there to devour the entertainment and hospitality on offer and we relished it with vigour and collective energy towards Frances’s goal!

The goal is to raise enough money for Moe’s treatment.  He was diagnosed two years ago and the illness has taken over his “physical capabilities fairly rapidly and restricting him more and more”.  If you want to read more about Moe’s story click this link: 

 Love Can Indeed Move Mountains!
I love watching Frances Perform with David Farrell and you can see them for Free, well you might want to have a delicious dinner first, can you believe that?  I often pop into Guy’s Restaurant in Merchant City to sit and take in the beauty of this enchanting pair and revel in the Fabulousness of my City and the wonderful Human Beings who inhabit it.

No matter what creed colour or ability, we, all of us, are what make this great City glorious…

Let’s support Moe and let Glasgow’s philanthropic edge Flourish!






Tuesday 6 February 2018

Cafe Source!

of Disappointment!
The Mary has been a bit quiet of late and I don’t mind this because it makes her seem kinder when she’s not being mean to me and taking the piss.  I’ve decided to take her back to her roots tonight and we’re going ‘doon’ the Calton. 

She got very excited and thought I was taking her to visit someone in Cornton Vale and she could try out her new drone to get cigarettes in. 

She’s so thoughtful is The Mary.
I explained we were, in fact, going to Café Source at St Andrew’s Square in what people are now calling Merchant City. 

What’s that all about? 
It’s definitely The Calton to me.

Established over sixteen years it’s now supposed to be ‘one of Glasgow’s Top Restaurants’.
Who decides these things? 

No one ever asks me or The Mary, and if they did, we’d be telling them what’s good and what’s not.  I’d also be pointing out they need to reset some of the boundaries because, last time I looked, St Andrew’s on the Square is definitely classed as being in the East End!

Café Source claim, their aim is to use only the finest ingredients, sourced from the best Scottish suppliers to fulfil their promise in offering satisfying dishes from their A La Carte menu whilst giving classics a modern twist.  
   
Seemingly they do great value lunches and pre-theatre menus complimented by their vast range of wine and beers.

They also say they’re happy to serve you with ‘just a coffee’ and I’m going to test them on that one day.  I might take up a table on one of the busiest times and keep it for 4 hours.
BUT…
We booked, I picked up The Mary, got there, parked and found our way in to the basement café. 
So far, so good. 

Although it seemed unusually quiet, it was definitely open and we could hear voices coming from somewhere?  I did my usual, “Hello Hello Hello.” then gave it another minute or so before we decided to leave.

So, maybe it is great, maybe it isn’t?

I’ll never know so can’t comment. 
We walked back to the car, headed into town to hit BABS for a Shish and it was marvellous as usual.
Staff are friendly, remember us, food is deliciously authentic and very reasonably priced.   You can’t book a table and although it’s always busy, we’ve never been turned away.  Even if there were no tables available we would still wait.  Or, I could nip along and borrow some of the empty ones from Café Source!

See you the next time!
Me and The Mary!