“Wit dae ye mean? I thought we were going
out tonight?
And…why are you talking wi’ an Italian
accent?
‘Di Morra!’”
Dimora has a
simple philosophy and aim to share their passion for food while offering a modern,
authentic dining experience. Housed in a
beautifully palatial property at 222 Ayr Road it’s easily accessible from town. We were welcomed by the gorgeous Carmen
before being introduced to the very handsome Peppe. He's a charming man who oozes
kindness and has an obvious passion for promoting unadulterated Italian food.
Peppe’s
grandmother was from Capri and his Grandfather from Sorrento. Together they introduced him to the art of
putting together complimentary flavours using the best available ingredients from the region of Campania on the Amalfi coast. I love this part of Italy and have
spent many days exploring nearby villages and towns such as Sorrento, Positano, Sant’ Angello and Sant’
Agata.
Peppe suggested we
have the Taster Menu and, to tell you the truth, it’s the most excited I’ve
been since I was introduced to coffee in 1972!
First thing’s
first and The Mary was foaming at the mouth for a Focaccia because she’d not had any
for about 6 weeks. It’s been a lot longer for me and I’m not talking dough
balls here but that’s another story and not for this forum. The focaccia was
perfect. Half rock salt and Rosemary and the other garnished with fresh, vine tomatoes and
basil. The Mary was truly nel paradiso della pizza bianca!
Outside of Capri,
I hardly ever order a Caprese salad because often you’re hit with a blob of
white rubber with tasteless, beef tomato. However, at Dimora, the mozzarella
was juicy, succulent and full of milky magnificence; surrounded by six
different colours of flavoursome tomatoes at varying levels of maturity. The
dressing of olive oil was delicately scented with oregano, served on a base of tantalising,
green leaves.
We were then served an
original dish created by Peppe’s Nonna made with baked aubergine, mozzarella,
tomato sauce, fried basil and, wait for it, a sprinkle of dark, bitter
chocolate. It was magnificent. The Mary, actually, fainted and, when she
came to, was making embarrassing sex noises.
Food like
this is one of the reasons I don’t need a man in my life. It makes me happy,
fills me with joy, I can pay to have it when and where I want and possibly, like
some of the men I know, I don’t have to be faithful to one dish. At Dimora however I was a wee
bit in love and might pledge my troth to be faithful forever more.
That’s how good the scran was.
We had a pasta
dish with a sauce so delicious even my English degree doesn’t bequeath me with
the ability to describe the taste.
Then the lamb nearly got me arrested because the only way I could describe it was - like
biting into a new, born baby’s chubby cheek! When I said this to Carmen she
looked both flattered and horrified at the same time. I think she might have
been scared to come back to the table for a while and sent over the equally
beautiful Courtney.
I was so overwhelmed by flavours, quality and variety I had to ask them to stop
or I’d never have been able to drive home. Even the bread, baked on the day, was unbelievably tasty; made with lard, pecorino cheese, pancetta and salami.
Try to imagine it?
We finished off
with a nibble, well a slice each, of ricotta, orange and chilli cheesecake and
my absolute favourite, Italian Aroma Coffee!
That night I had
erotic dreams of Amalfi which consisted of me, walking along the rugged coastline, wearing
a dress made of sun-dried tomatoes and an aubergine and chocolate straw hat.
As I strolled along the beach Gaetano, Stefano and Mauro (The three Musketeers from Dimora) were throwing pasta shells at
me from all angles, guiding me through a path of anti-pasta, which let me back to the
door of Dimora!
As we were leaving The Mary asked if they were 'up for they Italian Awards' I said I didn't know and asked what she would nominate them for to which she sighed?
"Awe the Awards, every, single, one of them!"
Ci Vediamo Presto because I know I only sampled a fraction what Dimora, my new home from home, has on offer!
Con Amore!
Me and The Mary
Mx
3 comments:
Not sure what was in that coffee, but it made for a great dream! ;) Brilliant review had me chuckling. When I read some of the poorer reviews on tripadvisor, it makes me sad that some people just dont get the passion / authenticity. Sounds liek a fantastic wee place. Tom G
I dont know what was in that coffee to make you dream like that ... but I want some!! Sounds like a cracking authentic place. Reading some of the poorer reviews make me sad - some people just dont get it huh? Tom G
Thank you for commenting.
Dimora is a fabulous place and staff are wonderful.
Peppe is so inventively authentic bringing a taste of Amalfi to Glasgow with the products available.
#glasgowgirlg1
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