This is Guy's perspective on Haggis!
He spent more
than 20 years looking after ‘A’ listers and then decide to give up being ‘Man
in a Suitcase’. Leaving the younger
generation to look after the stars he headed back to Glasgow to look after food
luster like myself and The Mary!
His new adventure
then began in Merchant City in the very vibrant quarter of Glasgow on the Lower
South East Side of the City. He has
created an eclectic menu which reflects Guy’s own passion for cooking using the
finest ingredients sourced from independent producers. He mixes these with simplicity and flair
resulting in food that begs to be eaten with gusto!
The Scottish Tapas
Mince and Tatties, Haggis Neeps and Tatties and Steak Pie!
And Pure Good Massive Big Chips!
This is no ordinary food.
This is Guy's Food.
Genius!
I noticed some
signs in Guy’s relating to a club called ‘The Scottish Beef Club’. I couldn’t wait to get home and tried to join
it thinking it was a dating agency. When
I saw the mention of Angus Beef and Scottish Lamb I thought it was an age
related thing but it’s no.
It’s about
actual meat!
This association
pride themselves ‘on making sure restaurants have the best and freshest
produced Scottish Beef’ and Guy’s support this all the way. I still think it
should include some sort of link with to a dating agency. I was trying to explain this mating concept
to The Mary and she thought I had suddenly taken a wee notion for bestiality!
She actually
said, “I know men are pure pigs sometimes but that’s no right. Ye cannae be starting to do awe that
stuff. You might meet a nice guy.”
AGAIN…I’m not
interested in sexual relations with anyone never mind a beast. I’ve had more than my fair share of that
carry on!
Maybe one day I’ll
fit some in and it will definitely be with…well who knows? I could become more experimental but ‘it’
would still need to be human! Or maybe a robot and I could programme to my exact specifications!
For the moment
my passion is food so back to The Market Menu. It had a great choice and I choose the Scottish ‘Taps Aff’ and the other
person, who wasn’t The Mary, had something else that was equally quirky and
fabulous. I do think I could go to Guy’s
and stick a pin in the menu and have anything.
The atmosphere
has a certain dangerous quality to it; mainly because of the exposed
candles. I had such fun watching my
neighbor Jane reading her menu while it was melting over the flame. I could have told her but I was fascinated by
her concentration and she even looked up at one point and spoke to me and still
didn’t notice.
I had to explain
to Zac why I was choking with laughter and apologized for the melted laminate
and he shared that he often set himself on fire. I mean I thought he was hot enough but got
flustered at the thought of him actually blazing.
Hats off to him for taking the risk with both the candles and sexually frustrated auld women night after night!
So, go along to
Guy’s and you will be entertained, fed and maybe even enjoy a Pure Glasgow
Roasting.
Who Knows?
Mx
Now…to the
tune of My Guy!
I’m strollin’ up
the toon
And walked right
roon tae My Guy’s
My Guy’s
It’s right near
Merchant Square and Stuart says it’s rherr
In my Gu u u u uy’s
So that’s my
proof to go and try it!
My Lord next
week I’ll start the diet
I’m telling you from
the start
That Zac he stole
my heart
In My Guy’s
I gave the Mary
my word of honor
I’d pick her up and
have a donner
Roon tae
Merchant Square
Tae see the
ginger hair
Of my Guy
There’s nothing
you can say that’ll keep me away from that Guy
That Guy
Nothing you
could cook ‘cause I’ve found my nook
With This Gu u u
u u y’s
I picked my food
from the market menu
When I came on
Monday to this venue
I’m telling you
from the start
Wee Zac stole he
my heart
The hot Guy
Hot Guy
From when I saw
the market menu
I loved the
choices…in this venue
I’m telling from
the start
You’ll love the
A La Carte
From this Guy!
See you the next
time!
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