Two Fat Ladies!

Two Fat Ladies

If The Mary and I carry-on the way we are we will actually be two, very fat ladies.  Well, the term ‘ladies’ is stretching it a bit after what I did at the weekend.  Rusty’s Erotic Escapades will be coming out soon; watch this space!  I need a wee bit more experience first.  Only on the first chapter but catching up really fast.

Anyway, off we go toTwo Fat Ladies which opened in 2005 and we are up for some serious fish with a ‘great city buzz’.  Town was so quiet tonight and the wind was exceptionally strong resulting in The Mary being hit by a fish which had blown out of the Clyde.  Slapped her right on the face, so she took offence to awe the fish and opted for the chicken. 

I said I fancied the same and she smacked me right across the dish and then said it was an accident. She said she didn’t mean to stand up, reach across the table, arm extended and come down forceful right in the direction of my head.  She said she’s fed-up with me copying her!

Aye right!  

This gave me a flashback to one night in the Calton when someone called me a ‘cheeky wee cow’ but I wasn’t on the receiving end of her fist that time.   Mary skelped the bejesus out of this pure, wee, stank beast. 

Now, that’s the pal you need in your life.

88 is the bingo number for Two Fat Ladies and that’s self-explanatory but not so much 83 which is seemingly means stop farting; work that out.  I canna keep up with this modern, emoji and symbolic nonsense.   I like real words in proper sentences.  I'm a proper grown up women for goodness sake!

My favorite is 60 ‘cause, this grandma’s 'getting frisky'.  They say life begins at 40 but I’m not so sure now.  I’m so ready for what’s coming my way this year. 

Then of course there’s 69…that always makes me giggle!  

So, here we are in the very attractive interior which has an underwater theme which makes The Mary a bit jumpy.  I imagine fish jumping out at her from the menu and nearly pish myself laughing. Then she threatens me with her blunt, but very beautiful, butter knife. 

Whit? 

Is she going to spread me to death?  She’s awfie aggressive the night.

The service provided from Attractive Andy is very friendly and he was always discretely on hand providing a smooth and efficient service.

The two course menu with a drink had a varied and included a choice of fish, meat and vegetarian option.  I never go for the latter unless it’s cake!  Great value at £16 book through 5pm.com!

Food was delicious, Place is charming and the service was excellent so we’ll be back!

On the way back to the car The Mary put her jacket over her head and fell flat on her face because she couldn’t see where she was going.  Deserves her right!

I had the last laugh which was a right slap on her chicken filled dish!

Oh, on the way home I did this!

Mx

See y’all next week!

Mx