Table for One - Introduction

Table for One 

A Novella

by a

Glasgow Girl

Disclaimer!

All characters appearing in this work are fictional. Except for me; I’m real. Any resemblance to a real person, dead or alive, are coincidental.  However, if you do recognise yourself then…good for you for making the cut!

I’m quite often asked why I don’t mind eating alone but it’s something I’ve always done and don’t have a problem going anywhere and asking for a ‘Table for One’!

Casual or fine dining is not a treat to me but I know what I bring to the table and actually like my own company.  I don’t have to try to keep conversation going, shop, make food, clear up and I usually strike up a conversation with someone nearby if they interest me enough.

I do love socialising with friends and my favourite thing is sitting around the table chatting, eating and laughing but on a day to day basis I need to eat and, like lots of other activities, I do it alone. 

I've been in relationships and going out for dinner was uncomfortable in many ways.  Who pays the bill?  Always a bit awkward, especially if you’re out with a miserable, fat bastard who takes food off your plate.  Or the guy who touches your feet under the table and leers across the table trying to look down your top.

I remember once flashing my tits just to stop him and saying,

“Don’t waste the evening please, if you want to suck them, then you can but please let me eat my dinner first!”

I’d much rather ask them over for sex then get a take away.  By that I mean phone it for myself after I’ve chucked him out!

To be continued..look out for The Delivery Guy, Lounge Lizard and the Auld Guy coming soon...
If they're lucky!

What do you like to do alone?  

Leave answers in the comments below!